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authorRuben Beltran del Rio <ruben@unlimited.pizza>2021-04-04 01:02:37 +0200
committerRuben Beltran del Rio <ruben@unlimited.pizza>2021-04-04 01:02:37 +0200
commitf331d8dc9568d3db8dcaa9958250f6e6664548d3 (patch)
tree5c291f08730678101ccb77945bf1a546b938d007 /rules
parent920e58a2d57f7999d55c43829ffcd28cfe6b6952 (diff)
Move rules to lib
Diffstat (limited to 'rules')
-rw-r--r--rules/business.js74
-rw-r--r--rules/curfew.js69
-rw-r--r--rules/group.js51
3 files changed, 0 insertions, 194 deletions
diff --git a/rules/business.js b/rules/business.js
deleted file mode 100644
index bc12866..0000000
--- a/rules/business.js
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,74 +0,0 @@
-const internals ={
-
- businesses: [
- 'butcher shops',
- 'plant shops',
- 'balloon factories',
- 'pet hotels',
- 'sex shops',
- 'clothes incineration facilities',
- 'city dumps',
- 'glass factories',
- 'roads',
- 'windfarm analysis consultancies',
- 'peanut depots',
- 'glue factories',
- 'bürgeramts',
- 'chiropractors',
- 'gong bath facilities',
- 'wrestling rings',
- 'cat cafés',
- 'paint your own pottery centers',
- 'dungeons',
- 'television sets',
- 'nasa offices',
- 'toilet factories',
- 'condom inspection facilities',
- 'high school newspapers',
- 'dog spas',
- 'mink breeding centers',
- 'ngos',
- 'yoga cults',
- 'mi6 safehouses',
- 'döner shops',
- 'hospitals'
- ],
-
- restrictions: [
- 'are required to work from home',
- 'require mandatory testing',
- 'must remain closed',
- 'must remain open',
- 'must offer 50% covid discounts',
- 'must become vaccination centers',
- 'must pay staff 3x on thursdays',
- 'can only meet with one other household',
- 'must share facilities',
- 'are exempt from mask rules',
- ],
-
- join(array) {
-
- const firstPart = array.slice(0, -1).join(', ')
- const lastPart = array.slice(-1)
-
- const conjunction = array.length <= 1 ? '' : ', and '
-
- return [firstPart, lastPart].join(conjunction)
- }
-};
-
-module.exports = () => {
-
- const businesses = internals.businesses
- .filter(() => true)
- .sort(() => Math.random() - 0.5)
- .slice(0, Math.floor(Math.random() * 3) + 1)
- const restriction = internals.restrictions[Math.floor(Math.random() * internals.restrictions.length)];
- const text = `${internals.join(businesses)} ${restriction}`
-
- return {
- emoji: '🏢',
- text: text.charAt(0).toUpperCase() + text.slice(1)
- };
-}
diff --git a/rules/curfew.js b/rules/curfew.js
deleted file mode 100644
index 9fc697f..0000000
--- a/rules/curfew.js
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,69 +0,0 @@
-const internals ={
-
- activities: [
- 'sex',
- 'skinny dipping',
- 'playing chess',
- 'debating',
- 'dancing',
- 'breeding horses',
- 'laughing',
- 'sneezing',
- 'cat wrestling',
- 'ordering food',
- 'remote work',
- 'internet usage',
- 'sleeping',
- 'eating',
- 'vacuuming',
- 'using a blender',
- 'having a party',
- 'theft',
- 'engaging in economic activity',
- 'using ketchup',
- 'tailgating',
- 'embezzelment',
- 'taking the U-Bahn',
- 'cutting your hair',
- 'using recreational drugs',
- 'tipping',
- 'interpretive dancing',
- 'origami',
- 'whittling',
- 'going for a walk',
- 'working'
- ],
-
- restrictions: [
- 'is not allowed',
- 'is mandatory',
- 'is optional',
- 'requires a mask',
- 'is only allowed indoors',
- 'is only allowed outdoors',
- 'is only allowed in groups larger than seven',
- 'requires a license',
- 'is allowed under police supervision',
- 'is allowed following social distancing rules',
- 'is only allowed in Neukölln',
- 'is only allowed in Kreuzberg',
- 'is only allowed in Charlottenburg',
- 'is only allowed in Wedding',
- 'is only allowed in Mitte',
- 'is only allowed in Prenzlauer Berg',
- 'is only allowed in Friedrichshain',
- ]
-};
-
-module.exports = () => {
-
- const startTime = Math.floor(Math.random() * 23) + 1;
- const endTtime = Math.floor(Math.random() * 23) + 1;
- const activity = internals.activities[Math.floor(Math.random() * internals.activities.length)];
- const restriction = internals.restrictions[Math.floor(Math.random() * internals.restrictions.length)];
-
- return {
- emoji: '🕚',
- text: `From ${startTime}:00 to ${endTtime}:00 ${activity} ${restriction}`
- };
-}
diff --git a/rules/group.js b/rules/group.js
deleted file mode 100644
index 909c378..0000000
--- a/rules/group.js
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,51 +0,0 @@
-const internals ={
-
- groups: [
- 'teenagers',
- 'influencers',
- 'vegans',
- 'tik-tok users',
- 'lactose intolerants',
- 'households',
- 'ice cream vendors',
- 'babies',
- 'police officers',
- 'drug dealers',
- 'tech workers',
- 'cryptocurrency miners',
- 'mexicans',
- 'smokers',
- 'drug users',
- 'octogenarians',
- 'public officials',
- 'atheists',
- 'god fearing parishioners',
- 'b-list actors',
- 'jugglers',
- 'seagulls',
- 'lighthouse operators',
- 'tram drivers',
- 'psychics',
- 'magicians',
- 'classically trained musicians',
- 'food delivery drivers',
- 'librarians',
- 'doctors',
- 'vaccinated cats',
- 'balloon artists'
- ],
-};
-
-module.exports = () => {
-
- const countA = Math.floor(Math.random() * 8) + 2;
- const magnitude = Math.random() > 0.5 ? 99 : 5;
- const countB = Math.floor(Math.random() * magnitude) + 1;
- const groupA = internals.groups[Math.floor(Math.random() * internals.groups.length)];
- const groupB = internals.groups[Math.floor(Math.random() * internals.groups.length)];
-
- return {
- emoji: '👨',
- text: `No more than ${countA} ${groupA} + ${countB} ${groupB} are allowed to meet`
- };
-}