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-const internals ={
-
- activities: [
- 'sex',
- 'skinny dipping',
- 'playing chess',
- 'debating',
- 'dancing',
- 'breeding horses',
- 'laughing',
- 'sneezing',
- 'cat wrestling',
- 'ordering food',
- 'remote work',
- 'internet usage',
- 'sleeping',
- 'eating',
- 'vacuuming',
- 'using a blender',
- 'having a party',
- 'theft',
- 'engaging in economic activity',
- 'using ketchup',
- 'tailgating',
- 'embezzelment',
- 'taking the U-Bahn',
- 'cutting your hair',
- 'using recreational drugs',
- 'tipping',
- 'interpretive dancing',
- 'origami',
- 'whittling',
- 'going for a walk',
- 'working'
- ],
-
- restrictions: [
- 'is not allowed',
- 'is mandatory',
- 'is optional',
- 'requires a mask',
- 'is only allowed indoors',
- 'is only allowed outdoors',
- 'is only allowed in groups larger than seven',
- 'requires a license',
- 'is allowed under police supervision',
- 'is allowed following social distancing rules',
- 'is only allowed in Neukölln',
- 'is only allowed in Kreuzberg',
- 'is only allowed in Charlottenburg',
- 'is only allowed in Wedding',
- 'is only allowed in Mitte',
- 'is only allowed in Prenzlauer Berg',
- 'is only allowed in Friedrichshain',
- ]
-};
-
-module.exports = () => {
-
- const startTime = Math.floor(Math.random() * 23) + 1;
- const endTtime = Math.floor(Math.random() * 23) + 1;
- const activity = internals.activities[Math.floor(Math.random() * internals.activities.length)];
- const restriction = internals.restrictions[Math.floor(Math.random() * internals.restrictions.length)];
-
- return {
- emoji: '🕚',
- text: `From ${startTime}:00 to ${endTtime}:00 ${activity} ${restriction}`
- };
-}