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+const internals ={
+
+  businesses: [
+    'butcher shops',
+    'plant shops',
+    'balloon factories',
+    'pet hotels',
+    'sex shops',
+    'clothes incineration facilities',
+    'city dumps',
+    'glass factories',
+    'roads',
+    'windfarm analysis consultancies',
+    'peanut depots',
+    'glue factories',
+    'bürgeramts',
+    'chiropractors',
+    'gong bath facilities',
+    'wrestling rings',
+    'cat cafés',
+    'paint your own pottery centers',
+    'dungeons',
+    'television sets',
+    'nasa offices',
+    'toilet factories',
+    'condom inspection facilities',
+    'high school newspapers',
+    'dog spas',
+    'mink breeding centers',
+    'ngos',
+    'yoga cults',
+    'mi6 safehouses',
+    'döner shops',
+    'hospitals'
+  ],
+
+  restrictions: [
+    'are required to work from home',
+    'require mandatory testing',
+    'must remain closed',
+    'must remain open',
+    'must offer 50% covid discounts',
+    'must become vaccination centers',
+    'must pay staff 3x on thursdays',
+    'can only meet with one other household',
+    'must share facilities',
+    'are exempt from mask rules',
+  ],
+
+  join(array) {
+
+    const firstPart = array.slice(0, -1).join(', ')
+    const lastPart = array.slice(-1)
+
+    const conjunction = array.length <= 1 ? '' : ', and '
+
+    return [firstPart, lastPart].join(conjunction)
+  }
+};
+
+module.exports = () => {
+
+  const businesses = internals.businesses
+    .filter(() => true)
+    .sort(() => Math.random() - 0.5)
+    .slice(0, Math.floor(Math.random() * 3) + 1)
+  const restriction = internals.restrictions[Math.floor(Math.random() * internals.restrictions.length)];
+  const text = `${internals.join(businesses)} ${restriction}`
+
+  return {
+    emoji: '🏢',
+    text: text.charAt(0).toUpperCase() + text.slice(1)
+  };
+}