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diff --git a/rules/business.js b/rules/business.js
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+const internals ={
+
+  businesses: [
+    'butcher shops',
+    'plant shops',
+    'balloon factories',
+    'pet hotels',
+    'sex shops',
+    'clothes incineration facilities',
+    'city dumps',
+    'glass factories',
+    'roads',
+    'windfarm analysis consultancies',
+    'peanut depots',
+    'glue factories',
+    'bürgeramts',
+    'chiropractors',
+    'gong bath facilities',
+    'wrestling rings',
+    'cat cafés',
+    'paint your own pottery centers',
+    'dungeons',
+    'television sets',
+    'nasa offices',
+    'toilet factories',
+    'condom inspection facilities',
+    'high school newspapers',
+    'dog spas',
+    'mink breeding centers',
+    'ngos',
+    'yoga cults',
+    'mi6 safehouses',
+    'döner shops',
+    'hospitals'
+  ],
+
+  restrictions: [
+    'are required to work from home',
+    'require mandatory testing',
+    'must remain closed',
+    'must remain open',
+    'must offer 50% covid discounts',
+    'must become vaccination centers',
+    'must pay staff 3x on thursdays',
+    'can only meet with one other household',
+    'must share facilities',
+    'are exempt from mask rules',
+  ],
+
+  join(array) {
+
+    const firstPart = array.slice(0, -1).join(', ')
+    const lastPart = array.slice(-1)
+
+    const conjunction = array.length <= 1 ? '' : ', and '
+
+    return [firstPart, lastPart].join(conjunction)
+  }
+};
+
+module.exports = () => {
+
+  const businesses = internals.businesses
+    .filter(() => true)
+    .sort(() => Math.random() - 0.5)
+    .slice(0, Math.floor(Math.random() * 3) + 1)
+  const restriction = internals.restrictions[Math.floor(Math.random() * internals.restrictions.length)];
+  const text = `${internals.join(businesses)} ${restriction}`
+
+  return {
+    emoji: '🏢',
+    text: text.charAt(0).toUpperCase() + text.slice(1)
+  };
+}
diff --git a/rules/curfew.js b/rules/curfew.js
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+const internals ={
+
+  activities: [
+    'sex',
+    'skinny dipping',
+    'playing chess',
+    'debating',
+    'dancing',
+    'breeding horses',
+    'laughing',
+    'sneezing',
+    'cat wrestling',
+    'ordering food',
+    'remote work',
+    'internet usage',
+    'sleeping',
+    'eating',
+    'vacuuming',
+    'using a blender',
+    'having a party',
+    'theft',
+    'engaging in economic activity',
+    'using ketchup',
+    'tailgating',
+    'embezzelment',
+    'taking the U-Bahn',
+    'cutting your hair',
+    'using recreational drugs',
+    'tipping',
+    'interpretive dancing',
+    'origami',
+    'whittling',
+    'going for a walk',
+    'working'
+  ],
+
+  restrictions: [
+    'is not allowed',
+    'is mandatory',
+    'is optional',
+    'requires a mask',
+    'is only allowed indoors',
+    'is only allowed outdoors',
+    'is only allowed in groups larger than seven',
+    'requires a license',
+    'is allowed under police supervision',
+    'is allowed following social distancing rules',
+    'is only allowed in Neukölln',
+    'is only allowed in Kreuzberg',
+    'is only allowed in Charlottenburg',
+    'is only allowed in Wedding',
+    'is only allowed in Mitte',
+    'is only allowed in Prenzlauer Berg',
+    'is only allowed in Friedrichshain',
+  ]
+};
+
+module.exports = () => {
+
+  const startTime = Math.floor(Math.random() * 23) + 1;
+  const endTtime = Math.floor(Math.random() * 23) + 1;
+  const activity = internals.activities[Math.floor(Math.random() * internals.activities.length)];
+  const restriction = internals.restrictions[Math.floor(Math.random() * internals.restrictions.length)];
+
+  return {
+    emoji: '🕚',
+    text: `From ${startTime}:00 to ${endTtime}:00 ${activity} ${restriction}`
+  };
+}
diff --git a/rules/group.js b/rules/group.js
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+const internals ={
+
+  groups: [
+    'teenagers',
+    'influencers',
+    'vegans',
+    'tik-tok users',
+    'lactose intolerants',
+    'households',
+    'ice cream vendors',
+    'babies',
+    'police officers',
+    'drug dealers',
+    'tech workers',
+    'cryptocurrency miners',
+    'mexicans',
+    'smokers',
+    'drug users',
+    'octogenarians',
+    'public officials',
+    'atheists',
+    'god fearing parishioners',
+    'b-list actors',
+    'jugglers',
+    'seagulls',
+    'lighthouse operators',
+    'tram drivers',
+    'psychics',
+    'magicians',
+    'classically trained musicians',
+    'food delivery drivers',
+    'librarians',
+    'doctors',
+    'vaccinated cats',
+    'balloon artists'
+ ],
+};
+
+module.exports = () => {
+
+  const countA = Math.floor(Math.random() * 8) + 2;
+  const magnitude = Math.random() > 0.5 ? 99 : 5;
+  const countB = Math.floor(Math.random() * magnitude) + 1;
+  const groupA = internals.groups[Math.floor(Math.random() * internals.groups.length)];
+  const groupB = internals.groups[Math.floor(Math.random() * internals.groups.length)];
+
+  return {
+    emoji: '👨',
+    text: `No more than ${countA} ${groupA} + ${countB} ${groupB} are allowed to meet`
+  };
+}