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   3 <head>
   4   <title>:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)</title>
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  41  <?php
  42  if($_GET['act'] == 'duerme'){ ?>
  43                 var n = (Math.floor(Math.random()*15));
  44                 switch(n){
  45                         case 0:
  46                                 msg = ":)";
  47                                 break;
  48                         case 1:
  49                         case 2:
  50                         case 3:
  51                                 msg = "duerme";
  52                                 break;
  53                         case 4:
  54                         case 5:
  55                         case 6:
  56                                 msg = "pequeñina";
  57                                 break;
  58                         case 7:
  59                                 msg = ":3";
  60                                 break;
  61                         case 8:
  62                                 msg = "con cerditos";
  63                                 break;
  64                         case 9:
  65                                 msg = "con gatitos";
  66                                 break;
  67                         case 10:
  68                                 msg = "&lt;3";
  69                                 break;
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  75                                 break;
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  77                                 msg ="c:";
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  79                         case 14:
  80                                 msg ="andale";
  81                                 break;
  82                         default:
  83                                 msg = ":o"
  84                 }
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  87                 var n = (Math.floor(Math.random()*15));
  88                 switch(n){
  89                         case 0:
  90                                 msg = ":)";
  91                                 break;
  92                         case 1:
  93                         case 2:
  94                         case 3:
  95                                 msg = "estudia";
  96                                 break;
  97                         case 4:
  98                         case 5:
  99                         case 6:
 100                                 msg = "pequeñina";
 101                                 break;
 102                         case 7:
 103                                 msg = ":3";
 104                                 break;
 105                         case 8:
 106                                 msg = "porfavor";
 107                                 break;
 108                         case 9:
 109                                 msg = "modo nerdillo";
 110                                 break;
 111                         case 10:
 112                                 msg = "&lt;3";
 113                                 break;
 114                         case 11:
 115                                 msg = "tu puedes";
 116                                 break;
 117                         case 12:
 118                                 msg = "DO IT!";
 119                                 break;
 120                         case 13:
 121                                 msg ="c:";
 122                                 break;
 123                         case 14:
 124                                 msg ="andale";
 125                                 break;
 126                         default:
 127                                 msg = ":o"
 128                 }
 129  <?php
 130  }else{
 131  ?>
 132                 var n = (Math.floor(Math.random()*15));
 133                 switch(n){
 134                         case 0:
 135                                 msg = ":)";
 136                                 break;
 137                         case 1:
 138                         case 2:
 139                         case 3:
 140                                 msg = "sonríe";
 141                                 break;
 142                         case 4:
 143                         case 5:
 144                         case 6:
 145                                 msg = "pequeñina";
 146                                 break;
 147                         case 7:
 148                                 msg = ":3";
 149                                 break;
 150                         case 8:
 151                                 msg = "cerditos";
 152                                 break;
 153                         case 9:
 154                                 msg = "gatitos";
 155                                 break;
 156                         case 10:
 157                                 msg = "&lt;3";
 158                                 break;
 159                         case 11:
 160                                 msg = "panza";
 161                                 break;
 162                         case 12:
 163                                 msg = "bosques";
 164                                 break;
 165                         case 13:
 166                                 msg ="c:";
 167                                 break;
 168                         case 14:
 169                                 msg ="andale";
 170                                 break;
 171                         default:
 172                                 msg = ":o"
 173                 }
 174 <?php } ?>
 175
 176                 document.getElementById("message").innerHTML= "<span>¡</span>"+msg+"<span>!</span>";
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 178          opacity: 1
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 199
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