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   1 <?php
   2 $db = mysql_connect("localhost","abuguet","CambiamE!!");
   3 mysql_select_db("abuguet");
   4 mysql_set_charset('utf8',$db);
   5 ?>
   6 <!DOCTYPE html>
   7 <html>
   8 <head>
   9         <title>Generador de Episodios de la Rosa de Guadalupe</title>
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  11         <style type="text/css">
  12                 *{margin: 0; padding: 0;}
  13                 body{
  14                         background-image: url(bluebg.png);
  15                         font-size: .625em;
  16                         font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;
  17                 }
  18                 #wrapper{
  19                         width:460px;
  20                         margin: 0 auto;
  21                 }
  22                 #header{
  23                         display: block;
  24                         background-image: url(proximoepisodio.png);
  25                         height: 147px;
  26                 }
  27
  28                 #header span{ display: none; }
  29
  30                 #episodio{
  31                         border-radius: 5px;
  32                         border: 1px solid #757d83;
  33                         box-shadow: 0 2px 0 #bdd7e6;
  34                         font-size: 1.8em;
  35                         color: #000;
  36                         background-image: url(whitebg.png);
  37                 }
  38
  39                 #episodio p{
  40                         margin: 10px;
  41                 }
  42
  43                 #refresh{
  44                         font-size: 1.4em;
  45                         color: #6a8294;
  46                         text-shadow: 0 1px 0 #c0d7e5;
  47                         text-align: center;
  48                         margin-top: 10px;
  49                 }
  50         </style>
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  64 </head>
  65 <body>
  66         <div id="wrapper">
  67                 <a href="/" id="header"><span>En el proximo episodio de la rosa de guadalupe</span></a>
  68                 <div id="episodio"><p>
  69                 <?php
  70                         $nombre = mysql_fetch_row(mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `rosa_de_guadalupe` WHERE `tipo` = 'nombre' order by rand() limit 1"))or die(mysql_error());
  71                         $causa = mysql_fetch_row(mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `rosa_de_guadalupe` WHERE `tipo` = 'causa' order by rand() limit 1"));
  72                         $tema = mysql_fetch_row(mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `rosa_de_guadalupe` WHERE `tipo` = 'tema' order by rand() limit 1"));
  73                         $efecto = mysql_fetch_row(mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `rosa_de_guadalupe` WHERE `tipo` = 'efecto' order by rand() limit 1"));
  74                         $familiar = mysql_fetch_row(mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `rosa_de_guadalupe` WHERE `tipo` = 'familiar' order by rand() limit 1"));
  75                         printf("<strong>%s</strong> Hizo <strong>%s</strong> porque su <strong>%s</strong> <strong>%s</strong>. La tratan de violar, se da cuenta que <strong>%s</strong> es <strong>%s</strong>, y la virgencita le ayuda a sobresalir.", $nombre[1], $tema[1], $familiar[1], $causa[1], $tema[1], $efecto[1]);
  76                 ?>
  77                 </p></div>
  78                 <div id="refresh">Refresca para más</a>
  79         </div>
  80 </body>
  81 </html>