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+const internals ={
+
+ masks: [
+ 'HTML',
+ 'FFP4',
+ 'leather',
+ 'denim',
+ 'pink',
+ 'RSVP',
+ 'TBD',
+ 'quantum',
+ 'medical',
+ 'GMO',
+ 'FFP9',
+ 'FFP2.5',
+ 'KN96',
+ 'France98',
+ 'mesh',
+ ],
+
+ condition: [
+ 'when dancing',
+ 'at all times',
+ 'in bed',
+ 'outdoors',
+ 'when running',
+ 'when driving',
+ 'when cycling',
+ 'in restaurants',
+ 'in pools',
+ 'in small groups',
+ 'at 3pm',
+ 'at 5pm',
+ 'when nobody is looking',
+ 'around the police',
+ 'when speaking',
+ 'while chewing gum',
+ 'while eating bread',
+ ]
+};
+
+module.exports = () => {
+
+ const mask = internals.masks[Math.floor(Math.random() * internals.masks.length)];
+ const condition = internals.conditions[Math.floor(Math.random() * internals.conditions.length)];
+
+ return {
+ emoji: '😷',
+ text: `${mask} masks must be worn ${condition}`
+ };
+}