+
+
+
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+ Initial Release *
+* 0.2 -> Config options *
+* 0.3 -> Day and Night *
+* 0.4 -> Fancy Canvas Version *
+*******************************/
+
+
+/*Weather.com configuration
+********************************/
+$citycode = 'MXCA0026'; //Zip Code (US) or City code according to weather.com
+$partnerid = '1140062701'; //Partner ID
+$license = '5b323d77586070aa'; //License number
+
+/*Color Configuration
+********************************/
+$nightbackground = '#21272A'; //main colors.
+$daybackground = '#99cce1';
+
+$coldcolor = 'rgb(120,214,253)'; //Colors for each temperature.
+$coolcolor = 'rgb(27,149,251)';
+$temperatecolor = 'rgb(153,153,153)';
+$warmcolor = 'rgb(255,146,38)';
+$hotcolor = 'rgb(255,24,24)';
+
+/*Text Configuration
+*******************************/
+$coldstring = 'frÃo.'; //string for each temperature.
+$coolstring = 'fresco.';
+$regularstring = 'regular.';
+$warmstring = 'cálido.';
+$hotstring = 'caliente.';
+
+$coldtagline = '(abrigate bien.)'; //tagline for each temperature.
+$cooltagline = '(perfecto para un saco.)';
+$regulartagline = '(ni fu ni fa.)';
+$warmtagline = '(como para estar afuera.)';
+$hottagline = '(hidrátate bien.)';
+
+/*Temperature Configuration
+******************************/
+$coldlimit = 15; //How many degrees? (celsius)
+$coollimit = 20;
+$temperatelimit = 25;
+$warmlimit = 30;
+
+
+
+/******************************
+* DANGER! DANGER! *
+*******************************
+* Don't edit below this part *
+* unless you know what you're *
+* doing. *
+*******************************
+* It's not that hard really. *
+* but it's better if we leave *
+* it like it is. Unless you *
+* like customizing the shit *
+* out of stuff. *
+*******************************/
+
+
+ $ch = curl_init('http://xoap.weather.com/weather/local/'.$citycode.'?cc=*&link=xoap&prod=xoap&par='.$partnerid.'&key='.$license.''); //Initialize curl.
+
+ curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, true); //More curl config
+ curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_CONNECTTIMEOUT, 4);
+
+ $data = curl_exec($ch); //this is your xml stuff
+ curl_close($ch);
+
+ $xml = new SimpleXmlElement($data, LIBXML_NOCDATA); //now let's make an XmlElement
+ $feelslike = $xml->cc->flik; //This is the "Feel's Like temp"
+ $sunset = date('G.i',strtotime($xml->loc->suns));
+ $sunrise = date('G.i',strtotime($xml->loc->sunr));
+ $now = date('G.i',time()-28800);
+ switch($xml->cc->icon){
+ case 0: case 1: case 2: case 3:
+ case 4: case 5: case 6: case 7:
+ case 8: case 9: case 10: case 11:
+ case 12: case 13: case 14: case 15:
+ case 16: case 17: case 18: case 35:
+ case 37: case 38: case 39: case 40:
+ case 41: case 42: case 43: case 44:
+ case 45: case 46: case 47:
+ $sky = 2;
+ break;
+ case 19: case 20: case 21: case 22:
+ case 23: case 24: case 25: case 26:
+ case 27: case 28: case 29: case 30:
+ case 33: case 34:
+ $sky = 1;
+ break;
+ default:
+ $sky = 0;
+ }
+ $feelslike = ($feelslike -32)*5/9; //Convert fahrenheit to celsius.
+
+ //now let's get the sponsored links. Stupid EULA.
+ $sponsors = ''.$xml->lnks->link[0]->t.' · ';
+ $sponsors .= ''.$xml->lnks->link[1]->t.' · ';
+ $sponsors .= ''.$xml->lnks->link[2]->t.' · ';
+ $sponsors .= ''.$xml->lnks->link[3]->t.'';
+
+
+ if(isset($_GET['temp'])){
+ $feelslike = $_GET['temp']; //This overrides the weather.com temperature for debugging.
+ }
+ if(isset($_GET['now'])){
+ $now = $_GET['now']; //This overrides the weather.com date for debugging.
+ }
+ if(isset($_GET['sky'])){ //This overrides the weather.com sky conditions for debugging.
+ $sky = $_GET['sky'];
+ }
+
+
+echo '
+';
+?>
+
+
+
+
+
+ ¿Cómo está el clima en Juárez?
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
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diff --git a/jekyll/etc.html b/jekyll/etc.html
index 45821c9..63cbc08 100644
--- a/jekyll/etc.html
+++ b/jekyll/etc.html
@@ -11,7 +11,22 @@ layout: default
Includes saccharine-based and boredom-based
-
Wait a sec.
+
Cerdo Aleatorio:
+ Imágen aleatoria de cerdo ⢠Displays a random pig
+
+
Woo Yay!:
+ Página para celebrar. ⢠Celebration page
+
Esposario:
+ Un esposo para cada semana. ⢠A husband a day
+
Gaby #1:
+ Medio de comuniación, incluye formato para dormir. â¢
+ Communication, includes sleep format
+
Gaby #2:
+ Llena un grid con varias cosas. â¢
+ Fills a grid with miscelaneous stuff
+
Gaby #3:
+ ¿Gaby odia a Ben?. â¢
+ Does Gaby hate Ben?
+
+
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+
+
+ MUSTACHE!
+
+
+
+
+
MUSTACHE!
+
+
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+
+
+ EL VIENE A SALVARNOS.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
0
+
+
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diff --git a/jekyll/projects.html b/jekyll/projects.html
index 370cbb5..def89bc 100644
--- a/jekyll/projects.html
+++ b/jekyll/projects.html
@@ -48,6 +48,15 @@ layout: default
gamers.
+ %s Hizo %s porque su %s%s. La tratan de violar, se da cuenta que %s es %s, y la virgencita le ayuda a sobresalir.", $nombre[1], $tema[1], $familiar[1], $causa[1], $tema[1], $efecto[1]);
+ ?>
+
+
Refresca para más
+
+
+
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