git.r.bdr.sh / rbdr / r.bdr.sh / blame
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1 | <?php |
| 2 | $db = mysql_connect("localhost","abuguet","CambiamE!!"); | |
| 3 | mysql_select_db("abuguet"); | |
| 4 | mysql_set_charset('utf8',$db); | |
| 5 | ?> | |
| 6 | <!DOCTYPE html> | |
| 7 | <html> | |
| 8 | <head> | |
| 9 | <title>Generador de Episodios de la Rosa de Guadalupe</title> | |
| 10 | <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"> | |
| 11 | <style type="text/css"> | |
| 12 | *{margin: 0; padding: 0;} | |
| 13 | body{ | |
| 14 | background-image: url(bluebg.png); | |
| 15 | font-size: .625em; | |
| 16 | font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif; | |
| 17 | } | |
| 18 | #wrapper{ | |
| 19 | width:460px; | |
| 20 | margin: 0 auto; | |
| 21 | } | |
| 22 | #header{ | |
| 23 | display: block; | |
| 24 | background-image: url(proximoepisodio.png); | |
| 25 | height: 147px; | |
| 26 | } | |
| 27 | ||
| 28 | #header span{ display: none; } | |
| 29 | ||
| 30 | #episodio{ | |
| 31 | border-radius: 5px; | |
| 32 | border: 1px solid #757d83; | |
| 33 | box-shadow: 0 2px 0 #bdd7e6; | |
| 34 | font-size: 1.8em; | |
| 35 | color: #000; | |
| 36 | background-image: url(whitebg.png); | |
| 37 | } | |
| 38 | ||
| 39 | #episodio p{ | |
| 40 | margin: 10px; | |
| 41 | } | |
| 42 | ||
| 43 | #refresh{ | |
| 44 | font-size: 1.4em; | |
| 45 | color: #6a8294; | |
| 46 | text-shadow: 0 1px 0 #c0d7e5; | |
| 47 | text-align: center; | |
| 48 | margin-top: 10px; | |
| 49 | } | |
| 50 | </style> | |
| 51 | <script type="text/javascript"> | |
| 52 | ||
| 53 | var _gaq = _gaq || []; | |
| 54 | _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-20018878-2']); | |
| 55 | _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); | |
| 56 | ||
| 57 | (function() { | |
| 58 | var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; | |
| 59 | ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; | |
| 60 | var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); | |
| 61 | })(); | |
| 62 | ||
| 63 | </script> | |
| 64 | </head> | |
| 65 | <body> | |
| 66 | <div id="wrapper"> | |
| 67 | <a href="/" id="header"><span>En el proximo episodio de la rosa de guadalupe</span></a> | |
| 68 | <div id="episodio"><p> | |
| 69 | <?php | |
| 70 | $nombre = mysql_fetch_row(mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `rosa_de_guadalupe` WHERE `tipo` = 'nombre' order by rand() limit 1"))or die(mysql_error()); | |
| 71 | $causa = mysql_fetch_row(mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `rosa_de_guadalupe` WHERE `tipo` = 'causa' order by rand() limit 1")); | |
| 72 | $tema = mysql_fetch_row(mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `rosa_de_guadalupe` WHERE `tipo` = 'tema' order by rand() limit 1")); | |
| 73 | $efecto = mysql_fetch_row(mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `rosa_de_guadalupe` WHERE `tipo` = 'efecto' order by rand() limit 1")); | |
| 74 | $familiar = mysql_fetch_row(mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `rosa_de_guadalupe` WHERE `tipo` = 'familiar' order by rand() limit 1")); | |
| 75 | printf("<strong>%s</strong> Hizo <strong>%s</strong> porque su <strong>%s</strong> <strong>%s</strong>. La tratan de violar, se da cuenta que <strong>%s</strong> es <strong>%s</strong>, y la virgencita le ayuda a sobresalir.", $nombre[1], $tema[1], $familiar[1], $causa[1], $tema[1], $efecto[1]); | |
| 76 | ?> | |
| 77 | </p></div> | |
| 78 | <div id="refresh">Refresca para más</a> | |
| 79 | </div> | |
| 80 | </body> | |
| 81 | </html> |