2012-04-03 16:58:31	freshbot	9gag me - Returns a random meme image.
2012-04-03 16:58:32	freshbot	<keyword> tweet - Returns a link to a tweet about <keyword>
2012-04-03 16:58:33	freshbot	<text> (SUCCESS|NAILED IT) - Generates success kid with the top caption of <text>
2012-04-03 16:58:34	freshbot	<text> ALL the <things>    - Generates ALL THE THINGS
2012-04-03 16:58:35	freshbot	<text> ORLY?               - Generates the ORLY? owl with the top caption of <text>
2012-04-03 16:58:36	freshbot	<text> TOO DAMN <high> - Generates THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH guy
2012-04-03 16:58:37	freshbot	<thing>++ - give thing some karma
2012-04-03 16:58:38	freshbot	<thing>-- - take away some of thing's karma
2012-04-03 16:58:39	freshbot	<user> is a badass guitarist - assign a role to a user
2012-04-03 16:58:40	freshbot	<user> is not a badass guitarist - remove a role from a user
2012-04-03 16:58:41	freshbot	Good news everyone! <news> - Generates Professor Farnsworth
2012-04-03 16:58:42	freshbot	I don't always <something> but when i do <text> - Generates The Most Interesting man in the World
2012-04-03 16:58:43	freshbot	Not sure if <text> or <text> - Generates Futurama Fry
2012-04-03 16:58:44	freshbot	Y U NO <text>              - Generates the Y U NO GUY with the bottom caption
2012-04-03 16:58:45	freshbot	Yo dawg <text> so <text> - Generates Yo Dawg
2012-04-03 16:58:46	freshbot	a reddit <subreddit> - A random top (today) post from the specified subreddit. Tries to find a picture if possible.
2012-04-03 16:58:47	freshbot	achievement get <achievement> [achiever's gravatar email] - life goals are in reach.
2012-04-03 16:58:48	freshbot	animate me <query>  - The same thing as `image me`, except adds a few
2012-04-03 16:58:49	freshbot	ascii me <text> - Show text in ascii art.
2012-04-03 16:58:50	freshbot	botsnack - give the boot a food
2012-04-03 16:58:51	freshbot	cheer me up - A little pick me up
2012-04-03 16:58:52	freshbot	chuck norris -- random Chuck Norris awesomeness.
2012-04-03 16:58:53	freshbot	chuck norris me <user> -- let's see how <user> would do as Chuck Norris.
2012-04-03 16:58:54	freshbot	clown me <img>   - Overlay a clown nose on a face.
2012-04-03 16:58:55	freshbot	coderwall <coderwall username> - Returns coder achievements from coderwall.com
2012-04-03 16:58:56	freshbot	commit message - Displays a random commit message
2012-04-03 16:58:57	freshbot	convert me <expression> to <units> - Convert expression to given units.
2012-04-03 16:58:58	freshbot	dance - Display a dancing Carlton
2012-04-03 16:58:59	freshbot	deal with it - display a "deal with it" gif
2012-04-03 16:59:00	freshbot	def programming - Display a random programming quote from defprogramming.com
2012-04-03 16:59:01	freshbot	developed by http://github.com/vquaiato - Crafters Software Studio
2012-04-03 16:59:02	freshbot	disassemble - NO DISASSEMBLE
2012-04-03 16:59:03	freshbot	eightball <query> - Ask the magic eight ball a question
2012-04-03 16:59:04	freshbot	forecast <city> - Get the forecast for a location
2012-04-03 16:59:05	freshbot	forget me - de-map your user to your github login
2012-04-03 16:59:06	freshbot	get directions "<origin>" "<destination>" -- Shows directions between these locations.
2012-04-03 16:59:07	freshbot	help - Displays all of the help commands that Hubot knows about.
2012-04-03 16:59:08	freshbot	help <query> - Displays all help commands that match <query>.
2012-04-03 16:59:09	freshbot	hipster me <img> - Overlay hipster glasses on a face.
2012-04-03 16:59:10	freshbot	how long since <event>? - Display the number of days since the event
2012-04-03 16:59:11	freshbot	hubot <anything related to size, speed, quality, specific body parts> - Hubot will "that's what she said" that ish
2012-04-03 16:59:12	freshbot	hubot <what's playing> someone - Returns song name and artist
2012-04-03 16:59:13	freshbot	i am `maddox` - map your user to the github login `maddox`
2012-04-03 16:59:14	freshbot	image me <query>    - The Original. Queries Google Images for <query> and
2012-04-03 16:59:15	freshbot	is <domain> up?   - Checks if <domain> is up
2012-04-03 16:59:16	freshbot	it's been <number> days since <event> - Set the day when the event happened
2012-04-03 16:59:17	freshbot	jason me <img> - Overlay a jason on a face.
2012-04-03 16:59:18	freshbot	karma <thing> - check thing's karma (if <thing> is omitted, show the top 5)
2012-04-03 16:59:19	freshbot	karma best - show the top 5
2012-04-03 16:59:20	freshbot	karma empty <thing> - empty a thing's karma
2012-04-03 16:59:21	freshbot	karma worst - show the bottom 5
2012-04-03 16:59:22	freshbot	khanify <text> - TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXT!
2012-04-03 16:59:23	freshbot	map me <query> - Returns a map view of the area returned by `query`.
2012-04-03 16:59:24	freshbot	math me <expression> - Calculate the given expression.
2012-04-03 16:59:25	freshbot	mustache me <query> - Searches Google Images for the specified query and
2012-04-03 16:59:26	freshbot	mustache me <url>   - Adds a mustache to the specified URL.
2012-04-03 16:59:27	freshbot	pug bomb N - get N pugs
2012-04-03 16:59:28	freshbot	pug me - Receive a pug
2012-04-03 16:59:29	freshbot	reddit (me) <reddit> [limit] - Lookup reddit topic
2012-04-03 16:59:30	freshbot	repo commiters <repo> - shows commiters of repository
2012-04-03 16:59:31	freshbot	repo top-commiters <repo> - shows top commiters of repository
2012-04-03 16:59:32	freshbot	roll <x>d<y> - roll x dice, each of which has y sides.
2012-04-03 16:59:33	freshbot	roll dice - Roll two six-sided dice.
2012-04-03 16:59:34	freshbot	ruby|rb <script> - Evaluate one line of Ruby script
2012-04-03 16:59:35	freshbot	scumbag me <img> - Overlay a scumbag on a face.
2012-04-03 16:59:36	freshbot	ship it - Display a motivation squirrel
2012-04-03 16:59:37	freshbot	show [me] [<limit> [of]] [<assignee>'s|my] [<label>] issues [for <user/repo>] [about <query>] -- Shows open GitHub issues for repo.
2012-04-03 16:59:38	freshbot	show me <user/repo> pulls [with <regular expression>] - Shows open pull requests for that project by filtering pull request's title.
2012-04-03 16:59:39	freshbot	show storage - Display the contents that are persisted in redis
2012-04-03 16:59:40	freshbot	show users - Display all users that hubot knows about
2012-04-03 16:59:41	freshbot	throw a coin - Gives you heads or tails
2012-04-03 16:59:42	freshbot	today in computer history|tdih|chm - Displays the content from the This Day in History page on the Computer History Museum site.
2012-04-03 16:59:43	freshbot	translate me <phrase> - Searches for a translation for the <phrase> and then
2012-04-03 16:59:44	freshbot	translate me from <source> into <target> <phrase> - Translates <phrase> from <source> into <target>. Both <source> and <target> are optional
2012-04-03 16:59:45	freshbot	trap - Display an Admiral Ackbar piece of wonder
2012-04-03 16:59:46	freshbot	weather <city> - Get the weather for a location
2012-04-03 16:59:47	freshbot	who am i - reveal your mapped github login
2012-04-03 16:59:48	freshbot	who do you know - List all the users with github logins tracked by Hubot
2012-04-03 16:59:49	freshbot	who is <user> - see what roles a user has
2012-04-03 16:59:50	freshbot	wiki me <query> - Searches for <query> on Wikipedia.
2012-04-03 16:59:51	freshbot	youtube me <query> - Searches YouTube for the query and returns the video
2012-04-03 17:00:01	benbeltran	freshbot, help tweet
2012-04-03 17:00:02	freshbot	<keyword> tweet - Returns a link to a tweet about <keyword>
2012-04-03 17:00:03	freshbot	http://twitter.com/#!/CodySCM/status/187298268600991744